Monday, June 30, 2008

How a Peaceful Sunday Morning Turned into Heart Pounding Excitement and Ended in Death



I was sitting at the computer in the den when Gus called to me from the kitchen. “I think I just saw a rat walk across the patio!”


"It could be," I answered. Then I went to see for myself. Since I am the resident expert on all things to do with nature, he relies on me for stuff like that. Sure enough, there behind the gas grill and an empty pot a pointy face with big ears and beady eyes stared at us, nose twitching. So this is what Blossom has been trying to tell us about for the last two weeks or more. She would hurry out the door and run down on the side of the house where the AC unit is, a place she normally avoids. Gus goes outside and tires to chase the creature away. He stamps his feet and yells a bit. It darts off the brick patio and down onto the dirt on the north side of the house where the AC unit is partially hidden by a half wall about 4 feet in height. Past the AC unit is the end of the block wall that encompasses our back yard. In the center of this wall a decorative block is built into the base with openings to let the water drain out during the Monsoon. Gus thinks the rat has run out this opening, so he covers it with two large stone blocks left over from building the sitting wall on our patio. Then, he thinks again. He sees the drainage pipes that the landscapers have installed beneath the brick patio and figures the rat might have gone up one of those. I am doubtful, but Gus grabs the hose and drags it over to one of the drains and turns it on. It is then I notice the blocks in front of the only escape route.


I walk over to remove the blocks, still voicing my doubts to Gus but pointing out that this was a bad idea to block up the only escape route, just in case the animal did emerge from the end. As soon as I turn around I see that pointed face with big ears and two beady eyes staring at me from the end of the drainpipe as water pours out. I am terrified of rats and I‘m sure I screamed as I bolt back to the patio and the rat retreats inside the pipe, water or not!




At this point I take over the hose end of the operation and Gus goes over to keep watch on the end of the pipe. Sure enough, once again the rat emerges, thoroughly soaked. And in the water that flows from the pipe dozens of rat dropping float. It has been living in that pipe for awhile.

Gus grabs a nearby shovel to herd the creature towards the opening at the end of the block wall. It darts behind some leftover lengths of drainage pipes. Gus grabs the pipes and lifts them up. The rat runs towards him. He hollers and swings the shovel. The rat retreats. I decide to use the water canon method that worked so well with the beetles that covered the mesquite tree last week and so I join the fray and point the hard jet of spray straight at the creature. In fear it climbs the half wall near the AC unit with the agility of Spiderman. I train my hose on it and it leaps like superman across the compressor! Then, instead of retreating out the opening in the block wall, it returns towards us.





We cannot believe our eyes. Gus yells and swings. I scream and spray. Rat climbs the wall and leaps again. Then, in a last ditch effort to return to the only safe place it knows, it comes straight at us. I’m screaming. Gus is yelling. He catches the rat on the end of the shovel and tries to fling it over the wall. It falls off and surges onward. He swings again and the shovel comes down on the rat’s head. With tears in his eyes and fear in his heart, Gus brings the shovel down again and again. I hear the guttural sounds of his fight. Then, he scoops up the limp body and flings it over the wall into the wash. I breathe a sigh of relief as I realize it is over. For today, Gus is my hero.


As we stand there, hearts pounding, breath coming in gasps we suddenly hear a voice call out, “Did you git it?”

We look up astonished, trying to find the source of the voice. There down the street one of our friends is standing in front of his house with another unknown neighbor. Apparently, drawn by our shouts and the sights of shovels flying and water spraying, they had witnessed the whole thing.

“Did you git it? Richard asked again, a chuckle in his voice.

“Yes” Gus replied. It was a rat.

“Well, I knew it had to be a rattlesnake or a varmint,” responds Richard. “If you ever get a rattlesnake in your yard, you just call me.” Richard is a remnant from the 60’s with long hair tied back in a ponytail that hangs down his back. A welder by trade; he is a native of Arizona and very cheerful and friendly. He owns an aging black lab mix and we often see him while walking our dog. We stand there dazed as we realize the show that he and his neighbor must have witnessed from afar. In the pent up rush of adrenalin, we chuckle with relief. Then, I take the hose and flush out the other drain pipe that runs into the first one in a “Y”. More rat droppings float out from the end of the pipe in the murky water.


Gus stands there with his t-short soaked in sweat, panting. “I have to go sit down,” he says. It’s around 11:30 a.m. and we have not eaten. It is only later in the day as the adrenalin has drained from my body that I finally cry. The image of that poor creature struggling valiantly to return to the only home it knows haunts me. But it could not live in my yard. It had to go. At 2:00 a.m. this morning I awaken and write this epitaph to the rat:


Homage to a Rat
You bravely fought to make it home,
and though I’m sad you’re dead,
I’m also glad you’re gone.

20 comments:

Beth said...

oh Kathie! What an experience and to imagine your neighbors enjoying the shouts and whacks--how funny. But, yes, poor rat--he chose poorly for his home and I'm sure some other animal will get nourishment from him.

kjpweb said...

A thriller, huh? Very well told! But why the commotion - it's just a squirrel with out the bushy tail! ;)

Cheers, Klaus

Lynne said...

Kathie, I remember how heart-sick my Dad was when he had to kill a young raccoon with a shovel. I had wondered up into the yard ans was behaving very oddly, stumbling and weaving. Fearing rabies, he walked out and thumped it like Gus did. My poor Dad couldn't talk about it for weeks, it was so hard for him to do. I love nature too but understand that we have to draw a line for safety.

Lynne said...

Umm...I meant "IT had wondered up into the yard"!! Although I have been known to behave oddly too!

I really need to proof my comments before I hit enter...

Kathiesbirds said...

Beth, I've been keeping an eye on his dead carcass and hope to see it gone soon! (However if it was gone yesterday I would have feared it was alive and returning!)

Oh Klaus, I just hate rats. We both felt badly for it's untimely death though.

Lynne, Gus is like that. It was hard for him to kill it but it couldn't stay. It was hard to talk about afterwords, other than realizing how humorous we must have looked to the neighbors! As for the comment thing, I've done that a few times myself and it's so frustrating to not be able to go back and edit!

The Texican said...

Hillarious. I'll bet the neighbor enjoyed the show.

Mary C said...

Oh Kathie, I certainly feel for you. Amazing how similar our experiences have been this past week. First, the smoke and haze from fires, and now a rat. My husband and son have been out of town on vacation, and Saturday evening I found a rat in my front yard eating dropped bird seed. It played dead when I approached it, but I found out later that it was still alive. And there was no way was I going to do anything about it. I just hoped it would be gone by morning, which it was. No doubt, I feel like it will return, unless it has met its demise, which I hope it has - but just not in my yard! Meanwhile, I love the way you told your story about your experience. And thanks for visiting my blog.

Shimmy Mom said...

I love the poem. I'd have done the exact same thing.

Roy Norris said...

Kathie,

Why did we ever have to have rats in this world anyway. Good riddons.!

JP said...

Great poem! Too bad, though...there goes some rattler's dinner. Here's some info. from the Univ. Arizona on rats in AZ. It may be helpful if you're curious about which type it was, prevention, etc... http://ag.arizona.edu/pubs/insects/az1280.pdf

Texas Travelers said...

I don't know whether to laugh, be respectfully somber, or cry.

However, I will say this, I wish I had a video of the whole episode. Actually, I have a pretty good idea of the whole scene from you wonderful story. You do such a good job of writing.

For the blank lines at the bottom of the page. Hit a hard return about 2 or 3 times and then put a period. It's the smallest thing on the keyboard and hardly noticeable.

Homage to the rat was very well done and very respectful. He went to that great land of cheese and corn in the sky.

Try right clicking on the photo, doing a cut, going to where you want the photo, put the blinking cursor where you want the photo to go, right click and paste.

Well, I have had my exciting story for the day, so I guess I will browse some other sites.

Come visit my Morse code in blue and black,
Troy

Larry said...

Entertaining story.It never feels good to kill an animal even if it is a rat but sometimes you've gotta do what you've gotta do. My cousin ran into a bear cub on the way to NH. it was the first time he saw one and he hit the poor bear. We felt bad about it.The guys following us asked if we saw the wounded bear on the side of the road and we just made believe like we didn't know what they were talking about.It was just a little joke between my cousin and I.

Susan Gets Native said...

As a New Mother of Baby Rats, I winced through this post.

But I like you anyway.

: )

Gallicissa said...

That is quite a post! Nice little adventure and you have made it interesting by your writing style.

Doug Taron said...

Wow, this post had everything. Thanks for sharing such a rich and vivid description of the adventure.

It's Time to Live... said...

I needed a smile today and you provided it. Thank You.

bobbie said...

Not a day I would have enjoyed.

I love your poem. Amen to that.

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me ann my camera said...

Your epitaph says it all. How we hate to take life from a creature but sometimes choices have to be made. Your story was amazing and so well written that I was there with you, but I was the one screaming the loudest :-)

Marvin said...

That was one determined rat. RIP